3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The
taxi driver knew that they were
drunk so he started the engine &
turned it off again.
He told them."We have reached ".
The 1st guy gave him money.
The 2nd guy said "thank you".
The 3rd guy gave the driver a slap.
The driver was shocked, thinking the
3rd drunk knew what he did. But he
asked "whats that for?".
The 3rd guy replied: "CONTROL
YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME, you
nearly killed us!" :P